Bill Burr Stuffs Napkins In His Ears When He Goes To Football Games

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I aspire to reach this level of not giving a fuck. Bill Burr stuffing napkins in his ears, blatantly lying to people who recognize him. Do you understand how utterly ridiculous that is? Bill Burr is WAY too famous to try to tell people “Nope. Not me. I’m not Bill Burr,” Ill be honest the fan who even asked him that question is an clown, too. Bill Burr is very obviously Bill Burr. Theres no doubt about it. You dont need to ask him “Hey are you that guy Bill Burr?” But the image of Bill with napkins hanging out of his ears telling people he’s not him just to avoid talking to them is so spectacular. He does it in such a way that you gotta respect it. Like maybe you wanted a picture, or an autograph, or a quick convo or something like that, but I’d much rather have my interaction with my favorite celebrity comedians go like this. Its a much better story to say you went up to your mega famous comedic heroes and he flat out lied to me about his identity.

All the while, he’s got tissues coming out of his ear holes because its too damn loud. We should all hope to be like Bill.

“Like Bill…if I could be like Bill! I wanna be I wanna be, Like Bill! If I could be like Bill!”